Wedding Seizure

If I were of a mind to plan my wedding inspired by an art installation (which has to be more reasonable than one planned on the theme of an Anthropologie catalogue? apparently that's a thing?), I could have some fun with Roger Hiorns' Seizure:

photo by Nick Cobbing via Artangel

Maggie Gyllenhaal's Stella McCartney would be a great wedding dress. (When we got engaged I secretly wanted to get married in this dress but couldn't find it anywhere... although it is more of a deco evening cocktails number than an afternoon marriage/christening college garden ceilidh. I suppose.)

via the ever awesome fuggirls

photo by Rory Lindsay via Artangel

These would be a beautiful, different, wedding or engagement band:

Polly Wales via Catbird

With a Pamela Love necklace

Pamela Love from Bona Drag

Pamela Love from Bona Drag

Or something from my new obsession, Adina Mills

Adina Mills Designhouse

In terms of shoes, there are a heap of sparkly blue heels around - and a lot are pretty ugly. Something to do with that whole 'something blue' thing means there are a lot of 'wedding shoes'... which tend to be a lot prissier than i can handle. Or, you know, just ugly. Some are awesome but super high - and that's just not my thing. (but if it were? Miu Miu.)

Wouldn't you rather wear these?

Jimmy Choo

Or some DIY badassedness like these?? 

DIYd by Original Seed

In fact:

BRIDE in lite white Converse GROOM in the Choos? (I'm kind of done with the groom-in-converse)

Unfortunately however, I'm not having a wedding on the theme of an art installation - so I guess this doesn't count as 'wedding planning' on the tally of productive internet time.